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the best roommate.

2011 February 21
by superstrongjohn

since the new year, i have been to iron age 3 times. therefore i am behind by 3 blog posts.. 2 after this one.. i am the worst at new years resolutions.

alas, my long-awaited post about my roommate. his name is big bad barney. he the world’s most angriest, rage-aholic, unlucky guy.

the unluckiest guy.

well, that is until he met me. since then, i have made his life the best. but i’m getting ahead of myself. when we first met, i knew barney would be a hilarious addition to my life. i mean, just look at the following picture and tell me it doesn’t make you ROFL.

LOLLERSKATES!!!

oh how we have changed since early college. before he met me, this was his life…

the most depressing.

but since he has met me, i have tried to bring the best happyness to his life!

i love to bring christmas cheer!

and slowly, but surely. i have brought that beautiful smile of his out. :).

slowly and steadily, i have cracked him..

and how have i done this? by giving him the best surprises!!! one when he goes to work in the morning…

he reads this before going to work every morning. :).

and one when he returns from work at night. this is his favorite.

i love to hide in his bed and surprise him with the best surprise.

also before i met him, he only had a select friends that brought him joy and happyness.

keke~~

but now i have introduced him to another group of friends that bring the best happyness to him!

the best life.

so as you can see. from all the happyness i bring him, he loves me so much! even if you can’t always tell…

he loves me.

p.s. sometimes i use his pull-up bar when he’s not at the apt. also in my boxers. keke.

you're doing it wrong...

and last but not least, barney’s first shot of patron..

right before this happened:

“WHAT IS THAT? IS THAT TEQUILA?! I’VE NEVER HAD TEQUILA”

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5 Responses Post a comment
  1. Christine permalink
    February 21, 2011

    Who took that picture of you in Barney’s bed? har.

  2. Yimei permalink
    February 21, 2011

    This is awesome. He is so angry and full of rage. You’re such an awesome friend and roommate. I don’t know why he hates so much. But John, please spell happiness right.

  3. superstrongjohn permalink*
    February 21, 2011

    @ Yimei: never!!! happyness is spelled with a Y!!!!

  4. superstrongjohn permalink*
    February 21, 2011

    @ Christine: self timer!!! omg it took me 1000 years to take it!

  5. Stephanie permalink
    February 22, 2011

    bahahhah this is awesome. I like the pic of all of us and barney and me making barney drink is pretty epic….

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARNEY! and friends! lol

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